5/4/12

Local Voters for Wind praised by Gran Estafador.


Hola to my good American friends in Voters for Wind,

We at the wind company do not know how to thank you enough for defending our corporate honor against the rich and selfish out-siders who have taken over your town during a time when we propose new solutions designed to combat your desperate lifestyles in Lyme and Cape Vincent, NY.

Gran Estafador, CEO, BFW Energia
As you well know, our plans to put the biggest and best wind turbines in your town have only you, your families and, of course, your school children in mind as we use your town for the siting of the best example of green energy your taxpayers can buy.

Soon, we will be offering your community a substantial financial gift in the form of a PILOT. Be advised not to let rich and selfish people who were not born in your town take this extraordinary opportunity away from you.

Keep up the good work for the good people of the world,

Gran Estafador

(sent with my blackberry from the deck of a yacht parked in Monoco.)

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

HOLA!

Big Crook

ROTFLOL

Anonymous said...

WTF?
Usually towns invaded by rich and selfish
are littered with BMWs and Mercedes parked
at the curbs. All I saw last summer
when we took your ferry was blood and guts gas guzzling Ram
trucks with Wind decals.
Come visit Larchmont some time.
No wind turbines here, ever, I guarantee.

By the way. Wolfe Island Wind Turbines suck.

Anonymous said...

He looks like a real fat cat, By the way aren't those turbines on Wolfe island beautiful.

Anonymous said...

9:26

Perhaps you might think that if you own one. But for one traveling through they groan out the message to keep moving.

Good luck in trying to entice young families to your wind town. Buying a home there would be an economic trap with no investment growth. Keeping a half filled school will be an impossibility.

And now the realization is that all pro-wind has left is hatred, prejudice and a mis-understanding of democracy, I would say that your town is in very deep trouble thanks to your pro-wind blessing of corruption.

Anonymous said...

I just had a thought. The fat cats who run BP and Acciona are also non-native, elitists and self-appointed experts, the very people Gary King, Paul Mason, Karen Stumpf and others despise. Only difference, those non-native, elitists are promising the Cape's wind monkeys riches and look at the monkeys dance when Estafor turns his organ grinder.

Anonymous said...

Hey Greedy Gran...better put a hat on or your Big Fat Bald Head may get sunburned! Cape Vincent does not want your kind around here!So don't bother!

Anonymous said...

"By the way aren't those turbines on Wolfe island beautiful."

9:26 Didn't Rick already bust you?

You were the one saying that you had a strawberry patch and lived on Wolfe... until he pointed out that the IP address was a TDS one...

Does it bug you that your latest catch phrase about ugly turbines has been exposed as a ploy?

Sorry you're not getting your lease money. (Not really)

KC said...

He looks like a good match for Carol Rove. Maybe Karl will invite his sister to that Wind function, and Gran will be there so they can hook up..

Carol Rove said...

Back off KC!

I have a certain taste in men.
Besides, I get seasick.

Anonymous said...

"best example of green energy your taxpayers can buy."

Gran tells it like it is.